Aiee! Run From Kelvin's Brainsplurge!

I know, I know, but it is my duty to suffer. The pastry is awful. I'm not sure it even is pastry. It feels more like some sort of ...

I quite like rum, so I was looking forward to these. They look good -- I love that lattice pattern -- and the pastry is nice. Crumbly,...

I had to run out and do some things this morning, and popped into Costa while I was there, because they do mince pies and mince pies are EVE...

At last. I was beginning to lose hope for 2021. These pies have a soft but crumbly pastry, and the filling is lovely; fruity, rich, an...

The other day I was asked if I had some less... explicit images of the Alien Dog Things from my adventure The Seed . The only reason those m...

These scruffy pies look like they've been in a fight, but it's taste that counts, and these taste... weird. The pastry is soft...

Asda again! We've got to the part of the testing where other people shove pies at me to eat. I'm not complaining. These big ...

Guten Tag! These are big, chunky, confident pies, with a satisfying bite to the pastry. They are a little skimpy on the filling, which...

I picked these up at the same time as the posher ones . These pies are encrusted with sugar and there's an initial hint of a tasty...

In 2020, Asda produced some solid if unimpressive mid-range pies. This year? The pastry has more of a bite to it than I like, and is...