Aiee! Run From Kelvin's Brainsplurge!

These have a strong, buttery scent that I didn't hate. The pastry is firm but not crunchy and is not too sweet, nor has the bitterne...

These are very sweet! There's a dusting of sugar on the pastry, the (very soft) pastry itself is sweet, and the filling is sweet too....

Straight away these make a bad impression with a weird smell, sort of stale and yeasty. The pastry is pretty bad too. It has far too m...

Continued from here . With Al in hospital recovering from hundreds of spider bites, Eva Angel, Danny's sister and owner of the agency,...

Exemplars of averageness these. The pastry has a nice bit of crumble and crunch to it, but is also a tiny bit dry and doesn't have m...

Like these ones , but made by hand by real people instead of machines. Probably. Ish. Look at these chunky boys! A full 4cm deep! ...

These were ruddy awful last year . I was not looking forward to trying them this year. The pastry is firm, just the right side of ...

Impulse buy! The pastry is so soft as to be almost non-existent, like biting into a particularly sugary cloud. The filling is quite ta...

"Perfect"? Quite a bold gambit there, Aldi. I admire your confidence. Alas! Woe! The pastry is far too soft, with no bite t...

These pies have a big initial hit of citrus, juicy and orangey and very nice indeed, although it does somewhat overpower the other flavo...