Aiee! Run From Kelvin's Brainsplurge!

A Brighton institution! Sorry, you won't be able to get these where you are. Unless you're near Brighton. Obviously. Right, s...

Okay then, I'm ready to call it. I've tested almost every nationally-available mince pie -- not the Bastard Kipling; I will, but the...

These look impressively chunky! Both pastry and filling are quite bland, even tasteless, were it not for a welcome but far too late af...

These are much smaller than they were in previous years. Yet somehow around the same price. The pastry has a nice texture, almost bisc...

Tee. Ee. Ess. Cee. Oh. (But fancy!) The pastry has a nice bite, perhaps a teeny tiny touch too soft, but generally good, and with a ...

Tee. Ee. Ess. Cee. Oh. The pastry has a pleasant firmness and, aside from the sugar on top, is not too sweet. It is a bit dry though, ...

They are not a supermarket, but they are a national chain, and I was in there for a vegan sausage roll anyway. The pastry has a nice c...

First Steps is pretty good, better than I was expecting. The retro-future-but-it's-the-present looks amazing and all the performances a...

The other day Stuart asked me for some ideas on tracking damage in fights in RuneQuest . Well, I think it might have been OpenQuest rather...

These have a lovely filling, all booze and spices, and the pastry has a pleasant, biscuity, crumbly firmness to it. Alas the pastry is a ...