Aiee! Run From Kelvin's Brainsplurge!

Fancy alchemists call this concoction "The Potential of Futures Yet to Come" but everyone calls it "Future Juice" so the...

This is an arrow made of some sort of lightweight but strong metal. The name "Saint Sevurdapoy" is carved along the shaft. Fee...

This small, scrappy shield -- almost a buckler -- is made from the stretched face of some hideous swamp-dwelling creature, and was created ...

This is a withered severed leg with dirty bandages wrapped around the stump. Two-handed club. The wielder counts as unarmed for any releva...

This enchanted hat provides no special protection -- apart from keeping the rain off your head -- and takes up a head slot, if your game us...

These furry, clawed, mittens are made from the arms -- forepaws? -- of a werewolf. They look somewhat ridiculous but can be surprisingly dea...

A few weeks ago James Raggi of Lamentations of the Flame Princess put out a call for magic items to include in his long-awaited referee...