I *think* it's #EverybodyDrawRobocopDay today isn't it?
Who is Murphy arresting? Perhaps we'll find out in a few days...
#KelvinDrawsThings
Aiee! Run From Kelvin's Brainsplurge!
I'm Kelvin Green. I draw, I write, I am physically grotesque, and my hair is stupid.
Saturday, March 14, 2026
Your Move, Creep
Labels:
Robocop,
stuff that I drew
Friday, March 13, 2026
Still Obvious
Tuesday, March 10, 2026
Lanced Through the Head, and You're to Blame
We are playing Pendragon! Yay! I love Pendragon.
My knight, Sir Moriddig (MOR-i-THIG; it's pseudo-Welsh) is famous for being reckless, which has got him into a little trouble, but it was only after he'd calmed down and got a hold over himself in a recent battle that he took a lance through the noggin. Typical.
So I decided to update his character image:
Hello, ladies.
#KelvinDrawsThings
My knight, Sir Moriddig (MOR-i-THIG; it's pseudo-Welsh) is famous for being reckless, which has got him into a little trouble, but it was only after he'd calmed down and got a hold over himself in a recent battle that he took a lance through the noggin. Typical.
So I decided to update his character image:
Hello, ladies.
#KelvinDrawsThings
Labels:
Pendragon,
stuff that I drew
Thursday, March 05, 2026
Mission: The Long Way Around
Here's another Stargrave scenario to try out, maybe for fun, probably not for profit.
Ion storms make descent to the surface difficult. If we get separated, rendezvous at the target location as soon as possible. Be careful.
SET-UP
Set up the table as normal. Place terrain, select board edges, and place loot tokens just as in a standard game. Select a Target Point as normal.
Do NOT deploy crews as normal. What? Read on, MacDuff.
SPECIAL RULES
Where the heck ARE they?!? Each player randomly selects half (round down) of their crew members. These models are deployed at the start of the game as normal. The remainder are "missing" and are set aside.
At the start of the second turn, and every turn therafter, each player's initiative roll also determines when their missing crew turns up. On turn two the remainder of the crew appears on 1-5, on turn three they turn up on a roll of 1-10, on turn four they arrive on 1-15, and from turn five onwards they turn up on a roll of 1-19. Set up newly arrived crew members as per the normal deployment rules.
If a half-strength crew is wiped out before the remainder arrives, then the other half will arrive at the start of the next turn, regardless of the initiative roll.
Option 1 - Lost Patrol: When missing crew arrive they enter at the centre of a random table edge, which may not be their own!
Option 2 - This feels like more than just bad luck... Rather than choosing missing crew members randomly, each player selects an opponent's missing models.
Option 3 - Dribs and drabs: The missing crew arrive, but not all at once. Instead of the system above, a variable number of missing crew turn up depending on the initative roll:
LOOT AND EXPERIENCE
Loot and experience are scored as normal, with the following additions:
+25xp to a half-strength crew that eliminates a full-strength crew.
+50xp to a half-strength crew that finishes the game without the rest of the crew appearing.
THE LONG WAY AROUND
Ion storms make descent to the surface difficult. If we get separated, rendezvous at the target location as soon as possible. Be careful.
SET-UP
Set up the table as normal. Place terrain, select board edges, and place loot tokens just as in a standard game. Select a Target Point as normal.
Do NOT deploy crews as normal. What? Read on, MacDuff.
SPECIAL RULES
Where the heck ARE they?!? Each player randomly selects half (round down) of their crew members. These models are deployed at the start of the game as normal. The remainder are "missing" and are set aside.
At the start of the second turn, and every turn therafter, each player's initiative roll also determines when their missing crew turns up. On turn two the remainder of the crew appears on 1-5, on turn three they turn up on a roll of 1-10, on turn four they arrive on 1-15, and from turn five onwards they turn up on a roll of 1-19. Set up newly arrived crew members as per the normal deployment rules.
If a half-strength crew is wiped out before the remainder arrives, then the other half will arrive at the start of the next turn, regardless of the initiative roll.
Option 1 - Lost Patrol: When missing crew arrive they enter at the centre of a random table edge, which may not be their own!
Option 2 - This feels like more than just bad luck... Rather than choosing missing crew members randomly, each player selects an opponent's missing models.
Option 3 - Dribs and drabs: The missing crew arrive, but not all at once. Instead of the system above, a variable number of missing crew turn up depending on the initative roll:
- 1: Four crew members arrive.
- 2-10: Two missing crew turn up.
- 11-15: One crew member arrives.
- 16-20: No missing crew turn up!
LOOT AND EXPERIENCE
Loot and experience are scored as normal, with the following additions:
+25xp to a half-strength crew that eliminates a full-strength crew.
+50xp to a half-strength crew that finishes the game without the rest of the crew appearing.
Labels:
Stargrave,
stuff you can use
Friday, February 27, 2026
BRUTICUS UPDATE
A new soldier has marched up to the door of the recruitment office!
My quest to complete Bruticus before I die has progressed with the arrival of Brawl! Here he is, alongside his earlier incarnation. Well, the re-released version of his earlier incarnation, anyway.
The tank mode is a bit boxy, and there's that weird hole in the front, but he's a handsome lad.
My quest to complete Bruticus before I die has progressed with the arrival of Brawl! Here he is, alongside his earlier incarnation. Well, the re-released version of his earlier incarnation, anyway.
The tank mode is a bit boxy, and there's that weird hole in the front, but he's a handsome lad.
Thursday, February 19, 2026
Claire Mollet
So this is mad.
In 2021 I wrote the murder-mystery adventure Terror in the Streets for Lamentations of the Flame Princess. Some people quite like it.
This week, I have been informed that Mariah Kronvik wrote a song about it!
(About the adventure, not about me writing the adventure.)
This sort of thing has never happened in my world before. I am humbled. Thanks Mariah!
In 2021 I wrote the murder-mystery adventure Terror in the Streets for Lamentations of the Flame Princess. Some people quite like it.
This week, I have been informed that Mariah Kronvik wrote a song about it!
(About the adventure, not about me writing the adventure.)
This sort of thing has never happened in my world before. I am humbled. Thanks Mariah!
Tuesday, February 17, 2026
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake Day!
Friday, February 13, 2026
Saturday, January 31, 2026
Goblin, Weak
Apparently it is (or was) #GoblinWeek ; I'm not sure what that means, but here's a goblin with a blunderbuss anyway.
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Thursday, January 29, 2026
Are You My Mummy?
I think I started drawing this in 2009.
Don't worry, potential future clients! I haven't spend 16+ years drawing a single picture! This is part of a project that involves some of my earliest work, and some bits that didn't get finished or included the first time around. More on that when I know more. Probably. #KelvinDrawsThings
Don't worry, potential future clients! I haven't spend 16+ years drawing a single picture! This is part of a project that involves some of my earliest work, and some bits that didn't get finished or included the first time around. More on that when I know more. Probably. #KelvinDrawsThings
Labels:
Carcosa,
stuff that I drew
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