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ART AND WRITING COMMISSIONS |
ROLE-PLAYING GAMES |
MERCH
Art and Writing Commissions:
A full page piece of art like this will cost
£50 (GBP):
Larger or more complicated pictures, or with extra processing such as colouring or lettering, will likely cost more. Smaller or simpler pieces will of course cost less. Contact me for details.
(I do sometimes offer the original art for sale. Again the price will vary depending on the status of the original piece, so contact me for specifics.)
You can see (many) more examples of my art
here.
I also write (see below)! I don't have a specific page or word rate for writing, but I'm always happy to discuss projects and can give you a quote based on the scope of the work. Let me know!
Role-Playing Games:
Adventure Anthology: Blood: I didn't write this compilation of classic Lamentations of the Flame Princess adventures, but I did draw over 250 new pictures for it!
[pdf] [dead tree - Europe] [dead tree - North America]
BEE-WARE!: Non-hostile werewolves just want to be left alone to run their brewing business, except they are werebees. Possibly the highest/worst pun density of all of my books. For
Lamentations of the Flame Princess and similar old-school role-playing games.
[pdf] [dead tree - Europe] [dead tree - North America]
The Curious Conundrum of the Conflagrated Condottiero: My attempt to emulate a trashy 80's slasher film in the role-playing game format. For
Lamentations of the Flame Princess and similar old-school role-playing games.
[pdf] [dead tree - Europe] [dead tree - North America]
"This is good. At 20 pages, it strikes a solid balance between substance, procedure and atmosphere. It’s a simple premise, with sufficient elaboration to allow for multiple ways for the scenario to unfold and it does not outstay its welcome. [...] It is a real game, with gameplay, a reason to interact with the town, thought and charm being put into its limited cast of characters. I don’t think this will blow anyone’s mind but its a well-crafted, reasonably tight execution of a horror movie trope, with options for variation and permutation." -
Age of Dusk.
The Expiration of Barrington Peake: A (sort of) one page (sort of) dungeon. Pay what you want!
[pdf] [dead tree - Europe] [dead tree - North America]
Fish F**kers: Fish people and the awful humans that exploit them. Doing my bit to undo Lovecraft's icky legacy. For
Lamentations of the Flame Princess and similar old-school role-playing games.
[pdf] [dead tree - Europe] [dead tree - North America]
Green Messiah: The Colour Out of Space, except it's also Superman's origin, plus a bit of Swamp Thing and
Invasion of the Body Snatchers. For
Lamentations of the Flame Princess and similar old-school role-playing games.
[pdf] [dead tree - Europe] [dead tree - North America]
"Well written, well presented,
Green Messiah is one of the more engaging releases from Lamentations of the Flame Princess for quite some time. Not a little ridiculous,
Green Messiah is an entertaining and fun scenario." -
Reviews from R'lyeh.
Magic Eater: I tried to write an adventure about taking on a mundane gang of bandits, except I added a weird cult and a superpowered glutton. For
Lamentations of the Flame Princess and similar old-school role-playing games.
[pdf] [dead tree - Europe] [dead tree - North America]
"While I could (and will) kvetch that there is room for improvement in how the defenders are organized, this is at its core, a solid f*****g adventure, with a delightfully puerile Lotfp twist at the end. Open-ended, varied and challenging, that’s what we like to see." -
Age of Dusk.
Midvinter: It's, um, mid winter in seventeenth century Sweden, and the players are invited to a special celebration. Vaguely inspired by the film
Midsommar, but not a lot like it, because I hadn't seen it at the time. For
Lamentations of the Flame Princess and similar old-school role-playing games.
[pdf] [dead tree - Europe] [dead tree - North America]
More Than Meets the Eye: The players stumble into a conflict between rival factions of mimics. A very short adventure for
Lamentations of the Flame Princess and similar old-school role-playing games.
[pdf] [dead tree - Europe] [dead tree - North America]
The Seed: Psychic Doomsday Cultists Semi-Accidentally Summoned an Alien Machine That Is Eating the World and Shitting Out a New One! As
"featured" in
The New Yorker, my contribution to
the Manifestus Omnivorous project. More or less systemless, but easy enough to run with the role-playing game of your choice.
[pdf]
Strict Time Records Must Be Kept: The player-characters are poisoned and dropped into a house full of tricks and traps to try and find the antidote before they die a messy death. Zero attempt at realism, maximum effort at fun. For
Lamentations of the Flame Princess and similar old-school role-playing games.
[pdf] [dead tree - Europe] [dead tree - North America]
Strict Time Records Must Be Kept is quite good, exudes a sense of menacing fun, strikes a balance between spectacle and gameplay and contains ample handholds that render the whole easier to play. [...] If you are trying to be Not Your Grandfather’s
DnD, you must illustrate what Not Your Grandfather’s
DnD is about, and
STRMBK does so with confidence, gusto, and charming malevolence." -
Age of Dusk.
Terror in the Streets: You can't do murder mystery adventures in
D&D, apparently! Well, no one told me. Children are going missing in Paris in 1630; can your players solve the mystery against a backdrop of political and religious unrest, and the machinations of Cardinal Richelieu? For
Lamentations of the Flame Princess and similar old-school role-playing games.
[pdf] [dead tree - Europe] [dead tree - North America]
"Let there be no doubt that
Terror in the Streets is a work of profound genius and skill." -
Reviews from R'lyeh.
"
Terror in the Streets is a well written, well presented scenario that is probably a lot of fun to play. I can think of no better compliment." -
Grognardia.
BIG Terror in the Streets: As above, but in a big cardboard box with a map, handouts, paper miniatures, a special d6, and a supplementary book of adventures,
Huguenauts and Other Distractions. For
Lamentations of the Flame Princess and similar old-school role-playing games.
[pdf - Huguenauts] [box - Europe] [box - North America]
Winnie-the-Shit: A blatant cash-in on the source material's entry into the public domain, mashed up with
Animal Farm -- not that one -- and
The Island of Doctor Moreau for a mini wilderness crawl. For
Lamentations of the Flame Princess and similar old-school role-playing games.
[pdf] [dead tree - Europe] [dead tree - North America]
Merch:
I have a selection of clothes, stickers, and the like for sale at both
RedBubble and
Threadless. I think I get a tiny bit more of the proceeds from the Threadless stuff, but there is a wider variety of items at RedBubble. The choice is yours!
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