Aiee! Run From Kelvin's Brainsplurge!

The Acorn Afloats , and so I must answer, albeit a month later. PETER HOOK, aka PETER THE HOOK, aka HOOKY PETE, aka the SOUL FISHER: Armo...

PINKROBES, not fluffy: Armour 14 (as leather), Move 120' , 3+1* Hit Dice, 14 hp, two-handed sword 1d10 , Morale 9 , Number Appearin...

BROWNROBES, but fire isn't brown: Armour 14 (as leather), Move 120' , 2+1* Hit Dice, 10 hp, two-handed sword 1d10 , Morale 9 , N...

DIMENSIONAL FISHER, fishing for condiments: Armour 14 (as leather), Move 0’ (at least in our reality), 6* Hit Dice, 27 hp, spiky leg ( ...

CLAWED BASTARD, will **** you up: Armour 18 (as plate), Move 90’ , 5* Hit Dice, 22 hp, claw/claw/peck 2d4 / 2d4 / 2d4 , Morale 10 , Numb...

GREENROBES, so healthy: Armour 14 (as leather), Move 120' , 2* Hit Dice, 9 hp, two-handed sword 1d10 , Morale 9 , Number Appearing 1...

BLUEROBES, reflective gits: Armour 14 (as leather), Move 120' , 3* Hit Dice, 13 hp, two-handed sword 1d10 , Morale 8 , Number Appear...

YELLOWROBES, floaty gits: Armour 14 (as leather), Move 120' , 1+1 Hit Dice, 5 hp, two-handed sword 1d10 , Morale 8 , Number Appearin...

REDROBES, floaty gits: Armour 14 (as leather), Move 120' , 1 Hit Dice, 4 hp, two-handed sword 1d10 , Morale 7 , Number Appearing 1d1...

This is all based on me misreading (Sir) Ian Livingstone's handwriting on this map . RUST MINOTAURS, also known as "IRON BRUTES...

This is old(ish), but it seemed appropriate to post it now. PREVARICATOR Philosophers claim that Prevaricators arise when someone lies a...

About the size of a chubby pigeon and twice as stupid, these giant insectoid* idiots are most common in the late summer and early autumn mo...

TLDR; all the little beardy dudes are the same species, but everyone thinks they are not. Gnomes live in the woods, talk to badgers, car...

Spiders are intelligent. At some basic level everyone knows this, even if they don't admit it to themselves, because admitting it invite...

There they were, the heroes of the 13th Age, on the top floor of a rickety wooden tower in the middle of a town that was literally alive, in...

The party were in Shadow Port -- the 13th Age's generic hive of scum and villainy -- searching for a box that they believed to contain s...