Thursday, September 17, 2020

Throw Your Hands Up at Me (Again)

Six (!) years ago I drew a hypothetical female Avengers team. It was okay.

Earlier this month, this appeared on Twitter:

So I drew this:

It's not an Avengers team as such, although I'm so out of touch with Marvel continuity these days that it's possible Black Cat and Motormouth have made it on to the team at some point.

Thursday, August 27, 2020

Another Seedling

More video content! More video content that I did not create!

The people at Fantastic Dimensions have had another go at playing The Seed!


The first attempt can be seen here.

They have also played 2018's April Fool adventure Fish F**kers, and you can see that video here. I haven't embedded the video because the uncensored title is in the preview image and I'm making a half-hearted attempt to keep this blog PG.

You can get The Seed in paper here and in digital bits here. Fish F**kers is available in digital form here.

Monday, August 17, 2020

Watching The Seed Grow

I promised actual content. This is not that content. Or maybe it is, but it's not my content. Or maybe it is.


Here's a video of some people playing my new rpg adventure The Seed. There are some spoilers, but not many, because they don't get far.

Which is itself a spoiler. Damn.


Monday, August 10, 2020

Buy My Books! (If You Want)

Oh dear.

This seems to happen an awful lot. The blog goes silent for a while, then I pop up to try and sell you things. Proper content soon, I promise.

Adventure Anthology: Blood is a bunch of early Lamentations of the Flame Princess adventures repackaged and with 250+ new pictures from me. EU shop. US shop. PDFs.

The Seed is a new adventure from Games Omnivorous that is intended to be broadly compatible with most game systems. I did the pictures and the words, but the amazing neon pink design was all them. I'm very proud of this one. You can get it in print or pdf.

Barbarians of the Ruined Earth is the long-awaited -- by me, anyway! -- post-apocalyptic role-playing game from DIY RPG Productions. I did a few maps and pictures for this book and I had a lot of fun working on it. You can get it here or here; the books have different covers but the same contents.

If you buy some of these books, I can perhaps afford to get my table re-varnished.

Wednesday, June 03, 2020

Barbarians of the Completed Project

Barbarians of the Ruined Earth is complete! Apparently they were waiting for me to draw this final piece:

Oops. Sorry for the wait, everyone.

(Yes, it's an homage to the Star Wars poster. There are five other deliberate Easter eggs in the picture to find!)

The files will now go off for printing and I'm not sure how long that will take given current world events, but I will post when the book is available.

Monday, May 18, 2020

Today's Special

The other day I waffled about food in role-playing games and now here we are.

Roll 1d100 to determine your character's favourite foodstuff. Maybe eating it improves their morale, or if eaten during a rest your character gets extra healing. Dunno. I leave that up to you.

01 Vegetable lasagne 51 Sausage sandwich
02 Banoffee pie 52 Coffee ice cream
03 Bean burrito 53 Aubergine parmigiana
04 Bangers and mash 54 Three bean chilli
05 Egg fried rice 55 Heuvos rancheros
06 Aubergine katsu curry 56 Hot wings
07 Bread 57 Garlic bread
08 A nice cup of tea 58 Banana bread
09 Cucumber sandwich 59 Omelette
10 Spam 60 Meatball sandwich
11 Pineapple and jalapeño pizza 61 Cola
12 Apple crumble 62 Weird elf bread
13 Sunday roast 63 Full English
14 Big bag of Monster Munch 64 Cottage pie
15 Cheese and pickle sandwich 65 Calamari rings
16 Tomato soup 66 Pot noodle
17 Chocolate sponge cake 67 Toasted cheese sandwich
18 Barbecue ribs 68 Four cheese pizza
19 Falafel 69 Steak and ale pie
20 Eggs Benedict 70 Fish and chips
21 Nachos 71 Yasai yaki soba
22 Sticky toffee pudding 72 Banana sandwich
23 Pasta and tomato sauce 73 Cheesy potato skins
24 Cheeseburger 74 Onion bhajis
25 Beans on toast 75 BLT
26 Fish finger sandwich 76 Meatloaf
27 Maggots 77 Pancakes
28 Steak and chips 78 Clam chowder
29 Scones with jam and clotted cream 79 Vanilla milkshake
30 Bunny chow 80 Tuna sandwich
31 PB&J 81 A strong coffee
32 Cookie dough 82 Carrot and coriander soup
33 Chicken nuggets 83 Spam
34 Barbecue chicken pizza 84 Lasagne
35 Roast pork and apple sandwich 85 Plain toast
36 Pad Thai 86 Prune juice
37 Onion rings 87 Chicken soup
38 Waffles 88 Jaffa cakes
39 Dark chocolate digestive biscuits 89 Doner kebab
40 Weak lemon drink 90 Corn bread
41 Spam 91 Haggis
42 Beef stew 92 Potato salad
43 Rocket and tomato salad 93 Human
44 Mozzarella sticks 94 Avocado maki
45 Tea, Earl Grey, hot 95 Pumpkin risotto
46 Pickled beetroot 96 Lemonade
47 Cheese on toast 97 Welsh cakes
48 Quiche 98 Pork scratchings
49 Roasted peanuts 99 Curly fries
50 Carrot sticks 00 Cornish pasty

Thursday, May 14, 2020

Hardly Everchosen

I stumbled across this art today:

(I discovered that it's from a 2015 Age of Sigmar book and I can't tell you who the artist is because in 2015 Games Workshop wasn't big on giving credit to individual staff members.)

What struck me about the picture was how different it is to the standard GW house style, which tends to be more painterly. Actual drawings have very much gone out of fashion in Nottingham, so I was surprised but happy to see eight pages of this at the beginning of the book.

Alas, it's presented as a flashback and the final page blends from this style into your bog-standard GW painting, so there's a sense that it's literally "only a dream", but it's still nice to see a different style of art appear in a modern GW product. Maybe there are more that I have missed.