Inventiveness is at a minimum, so it's time for a questionnaire. What's even better is that some of the questions are time-sensitive, and yet I've had this stored on the computer since Monday, which would explain the odd references to bedroom attire and the strange time differences. I can't be bothered to update it. So there.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"...more magic items. Your character's maximum item points rise..."
(Neverwinter Nights manual)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The monitor screen, exactly at the point where I'm typing this, in some kind of weird coincidence.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Thirty seconds of something about enormous Zambian lizards on National Geographic at the in-laws' house this morning.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
11:33pm, which means that I'm mentally in tomorrow.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The fan in the bedroom, and what we think might be a treadmill rumbling in the flat upstairs.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Sometime around nine tonight, getting out of the car and coming into the flat. After dinner.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
I got this from Snowball, and I got to her site from my own. Which is this one.
9: What are you wearing?
A green flannel dressing gown, greenish-black-framed glasses of a fairly high prescription, a slightly-too-small UEA long-sleeved t-shirt, orange, white and red...tartan I suppose pyjama bottoms from Old Navy, and...let me check...plain white boxers. And a pair of fluffy Guinness slippers that are supposed to look like pints of the lovely brew but really don't.
10: Did you dream last night?
Most likely, although I don't remember what my dreams were about, if I had any.
11: When did you last laugh?
Don't remember. These days, most of my "laughs" are snorts of derision.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
East wall, left-to-right. A clock, two postcards [hallway to bathroom and bedroom], a list of things I would like bought for me, a framed photo looking down from the University of Kent to the cathedral, some arty french poster of Meg's, and an oriental rug-type-thing which is being used as a wall-hanging and is stuck behind a cluttered bookshelf.
South wall, l-r. A big window, running the length of the wall, and a cast iron candle sconce.
West wall, l-r. I call this a "breakfast bar", even though we don't use it as such, but Americans call it a "theatre kitchen" or something. Serving hole. Whatever. Magnetic dartboard, Spider-Man action figure stuck to the wall to make it look like he's climbing it [kitchen "doorway" (there is no door)], Welsh love spoon (incidentally, I lived in Wales for over nine years and never once saw or heard of one of these things) [hallway to front door], intercom to outside door, another iron sconce.
North wall, l-r. An abstract print, a framed photo of my in-laws, another abstract print (I can read this one from here-it's Mark Rothko's "No 6 - Violet, Green and Red"), a framed photo of more in-laws, a framed photo of a church in Venice (one of the famous ones), a framed photo of Jack (our nephew), a framed photo of Kira (our neice), a combination thermostat and thermometer.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
I'm English and I live in America. Everything here is overwhelmingly odd to me.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
It's quite useful, since I might not be able to do much blogging this week, and this quiz will help to keep me posting even if nothing happens that's worth mentioning.
15: What is the last film you saw?
Last new film was Hellboy, which was great fun. I probably caught something while channel-hopping at the in-laws' house this past weekend, but if so, I don't remember it.
Oh wait, we watched Pieces Of April on dvd for the second time. Lovely film that.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Tickets home and a house there.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I don't know what you know about me, so how can I answer that? In fact, I don't even know who "you" are, since I got this from Snowball, and she didn't seem to mention a source. And frankly, even if I did know who "you" were, how could I know enough about what you knew about me to answer the question? This question is epistemologically dishonest, and as such I refuse to answer.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make everyone more considerate. That should cover most of the problems.
19: Do you like to dance?
Ha ha ha. I'm English. We don't dance or run. We play cricket.
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
I'm not that fond of the human race as a whole, and George is doing his best to wipe us all out, so I'd lean towards the latter. If I were less cynical, which given my mood swings, could be within the next few minutes, I'd say he's a lunatic that needs to be removed from power as soon as possible.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I think we're leaning towards Lucy or Eva.
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Sam. But not as in "short for Samuel". Just good honest working-class Sam. Since Meg is in love with Samwise Gamgee, this dovetails nicely with her plans. Sadly, "Stumpy" was deemed inappropriate.
23: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Er...technically, I do. So...yes?