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Throw Your Hands Up at Me (Again)

Six (!) years ago I drew a hypothetical female Avengers team. It was okay.

Earlier this month, this appeared on Twitter:

So I drew this:

It's not an Avengers team as such, although I'm so out of touch with Marvel continuity these days that it's possible Black Cat and Motormouth have made it on to the team at some point.

Another Seedling

More video content! More video content that I did not create!

The people at Fantastic Dimensions have had another go at playing The Seed!

 

The first attempt can be seen here.
 

They have also played 2018's April Fool adventure Fish F**kers, and you can see that video here. I haven't embedded the video because the uncensored title is in the preview image and I'm making a half-hearted attempt to keep this blog PG.
 

You can get The Seed in paper here and in digital bits here. Fish F**kers is available in digital form here.

Watching The Seed Grow

I promised actual content. This is not that content. Or maybe it is, but it's not my content. Or maybe it is.

Anyway.

Here's a video of some people playing my new rpg adventure The Seed. There are some spoilers, but not many, because they don't get far.

Which is itself a spoiler. Damn.

Anyway.

Buy My Books! (If You Want)

Oh dear.

This seems to happen an awful lot. The blog goes silent for a while, then I pop up to try and sell you things. Proper content soon, I promise.

Adventure Anthology: Blood is a bunch of early Lamentations of the Flame Princess adventures repackaged and with 250+ new pictures from me. EU shop. US shop. PDFs.

The Seed is a new adventure from Games Omnivorous that is intended to be broadly compatible with most game systems. I did the pictures and the words, but the amazing neon pink design was all them. I'm very proud of this one. You can get it in print or pdf.

Barbarians of the Ruined Earth is the long-awaited -- by me, anyway! -- post-apocalyptic role-playing game from DIY RPG Productions. I did a few maps and pictures for this book and I had a lot of fun working on it. You can get it here or here; the books have different covers but the same contents.

If you buy some of these books, I can perhaps afford to get my table re-varnished.

Barbarians of the Completed Project

Barbarians of the Ruined Earth is complete! Apparently they were waiting for me to draw this final piece:

Oops. Sorry for the wait, everyone.

(Yes, it's an homage to the Star Wars poster. There are five other deliberate Easter eggs in the picture to find!)

The files will now go off for printing and I'm not sure how long that will take given current world events, but I will post when the book is available.

Today's Special

The other day I waffled about food in role-playing games and now here we are.

Roll 1d100 to determine your character's favourite foodstuff. Maybe eating it improves their morale, or if eaten during a rest your character gets extra healing. Dunno. I leave that up to you.

01	Vegetable lasagne	51	Sausage sandwich
02	Banoffee pie	52	Coffee ice cream
03	Bean burrito	53	Aubergine parmigiana
04	Bangers and mash	54	Three bean chilli
05	Egg fried rice	55	Heuvos rancheros
06	Aubergine katsu curry	56	Hot wings
07	Bread	57	Garlic bread
08	A nice cup of tea	58	Banana bread
09	Cucumber sandwich	59	Omelette
10	Spam	60	Meatball sandwich
11	Pineapple and jalapeño pizza	61	Cola
12	Apple crumble	62	Weird elf bread
13	Sunday roast	63	Full English
14	Big bag of Monster Munch	64	Cottage pie
15	Cheese and pickle sandwich	65	Calamari rings
16	Tomato soup	66	Pot noodle
17	Chocolate sponge cake	67	Toasted cheese sandwich
18	Barbecue ribs	68	Four cheese pizza
19	Falafel	69	Steak and ale pie
20	Eggs Benedict	70	Fish and chips
21	Nachos	71	Yasai yaki soba
22	Sticky toffee pudding	72	Banana sandwich
23	Pasta and tomato sauce	73	Cheesy potato skins
24	Cheeseburger	74	Onion bhajis
25	Beans on toast	75	BLT
26	Fish finger sandwich	76	Meatloaf
27	Maggots	77	Pancakes
28	Steak and chips	78	Clam chowder
29	Scones with jam and clotted cream	79	Vanilla milkshake
30	Bunny chow	80	Tuna sandwich
31	PB&J	81	A strong coffee
32	Cookie dough	82	Carrot and coriander soup
33	Chicken nuggets	83	Spam
34	Barbecue chicken pizza	84	Lasagne
35	Roast pork and apple sandwich	85	Plain toast
36	Pad Thai	86	Prune juice
37	Onion rings	87	Chicken soup
38	Waffles	88	Jaffa cakes
39	Dark chocolate digestive biscuits	89	Doner kebab
40	Weak lemon drink	90	Corn bread
41	Spam	91	Haggis
42	Beef stew	92	Potato salad
43	Rocket and tomato salad	93	Human
44	Mozzarella sticks	94	Avocado maki
45	Tea, Earl Grey, hot	95	Pumpkin risotto
46	Pickled beetroot	96	Lemonade
47	Cheese on toast	97	Welsh cakes
48	Quiche	98	Pork scratchings
49	Roasted peanuts	99	Curly fries
50	Carrot sticks	00	Cornish pasty

Hardly Everchosen

I stumbled across this art today:

(I discovered that it's from a 2015 Age of Sigmar book and I can't tell you who the artist is because in 2015 Games Workshop wasn't big on giving credit to individual staff members.)

What struck me about the picture was how different it is to the standard GW house style, which tends to be more painterly. Actual drawings have very much gone out of fashion in Nottingham, so I was surprised but happy to see eight pages of this at the beginning of the book.

Alas, it's presented as a flashback and the final page blends from this style into your bog-standard GW painting, so there's a sense that it's literally "only a dream", but it's still nice to see a different style of art appear in a modern GW product. Maybe there are more that I have missed.

Yummy Yummy in My Tummy

Patrick Stuart has written an interesting post about tweaking the rules of D&D -- or rather tweaking how you use the rules of D&D -- to encourage a different play style, one that is gentler and more social. One of the things he talks about is food, how the sharing of food is an important social ritual, and how that could be reflected in a game.

(Be warned, I am now about to miss about 98% of the point of Patrick's post.)

That got me thinking about how food is used in role-playing games, or rather how it isn't. Meals and rations appear on equipment lists and you may have one of those GMs that pays attention to whether the player-characters are eating enough, but for the most part it's either a background element or a nuisance, a "starvation counter" that needs to be managed along with how many arrows or torches you have.

It seems a bit of a waste and it would be nice if more were made of food in games, as Patrick suggests.

(It's interesting that what fantasy games have taken from Lord of the Rings is the long walks but not the many, many pages of discussion of what the characters are eating and how it tastes. That's a bit weird.)

I've always been fond of how food is used in Fighting Fantasy, perhaps because I grew up reading-playing the books. There food is presented as a source of healing; if you are stabbed by a GOBLIN then you get better by eating sandwiches. It's an abstraction to the point of nonsense but the silliness is part of the charm. I love the idea of a battered group of adventurers having a picnic and emerging healed of their wounds.

Food-as-healing seems common in computer games, I suppose again because it's a useful abstraction that sort of makes sense, and the immediacy of the idea works well in context. Another seminal influence on my philosophy of games -- ludo-philosophy? -- is Sega's Phantasy Star, which has a science-fantasy setting somewhere between Greek myth and Star Wars, and in which the main healing items are burgers and cola. Again, the absurdity of the idea of adventurers going around a dungeon with a bag full of Big Macs and bottles of Pepsi appeals to me.

A recent and more complex implementation of the idea is Final Fantasy XV, which makes food the most important part of the resting mechanic, and gestures in the vague direction of the social elements Patrick is talking about. Ignis, the party butler -- they never say it, but he's obviously the butler -- cooks a meal for the adventurers every time they rest. Most of his dishes give some sort of bonus to character statistics and if the recipe is a favourite of one of the other party members, there's an added effect for that character. Travelling the world and speaking to people exposes Ignis to new ingredients and tastes that he can add to his notebook, which is a nice way to integrate the characters into the setting and reward exploration.




Almost all of the bonuses are combat related, because that's the sort of game FFXV is, so it doesn't get into the sort of thing Patrick discusses, but the fact that different characters have different favourites is a nice touch -- and one easy to pull into your average D&D game; a d100 table of favourite meals is easy enough to do -- and we are at least treated to a little cut scene each time, with the lads sitting around a camp fire in those flimsy folding fishing chairs, enjoying the meal and each other's company. It's a start, anyway.

Where am I going with all this? I don't know. Perhaps nowhere. I think all I wanted to say is that because of how I started in gaming I have this feeling that food should be more prominent in our games, even if it's just replacing healing potions with meatball subs and packs of Monster Munch, but it would be nice to do something more.

Ain't Afraid

Another piece for Barbarians of the Ruined Earth, which I'm sure will probably be released in 2020.