Sunday, June 25, 2006

Actual Conversation



(Names withheld to protect the innocent)

A: You know, football can be a bit dull. They should replace the players with glamour models and fill the playing area with jelly. Perhaps strawberry jelly.

B: Or even better, instead of twenty-two models, have forty-four!

A: That's just silly.

B: Why?

A: If you double the number of models, you'd have to double the amount of jelly, but then you'd have too much jelly and the models would drown. And then you'd have forty-four dead models suspended in jelly, and who wants that?

4 comments:

  1. I thought the British loved aspic?

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  2. Mmmmmm... Jellied eels are one thing. Jellied models something completely different. For a start there'd be nowhere near enough meat on a model whereas your average eel...

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  3. I think the title of the post should be "You know you have had enough when...." :)

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  4. "And then you'd have forty-four dead models suspended in jelly, and who wants that?"

    Damien Hirst?

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