Sunday, June 25, 2006
(Names withheld to protect the innocent)
A: You know, football can be a bit dull. They should replace the players with glamour models and fill the playing area with jelly. Perhaps strawberry jelly.
B: Or even better, instead of twenty-two models, have forty-four!
A: That's just silly.
A: If you double the number of models, you'd have to double the amount of jelly, but then you'd have too much jelly and the models would drown. And then you'd have forty-four dead models suspended in jelly, and who wants that?