Something to try (01):
Bourbon and Coke.
Not the alcohol/soft drink hybrid favoured by the not-quite-as-tough-as-they-want-to-be, but something else entirely.
Take a bourbon biscuit, dip it into a glass of Coke. Let it soak for just a second, then take it out, and bite off the bit that was dipped in the drink.
Like it or loathe it, it's a taste you won't soon forget.
For God's sake. A man's children are dead, and that's cause to celebrate. Can I opt out of humanity?
Currently listening to: The Turrican version of Vince DiCola's "Escape", and a host of other classic video game tunes. I truly am the King of Geek.