Ha ha ha. There's a power cut in New York. It's a big power cut, admittedly, stretching all the way over to Chicago, and up into Canada, but it's a power cut.
And what are all the TV channels shrieking about? Terrorism. It has to be terrorism, or as Bush has redubbed it, "terrah".
Egad. What's next? "Man steals apple from grocer. Department of Homeland Security suspects links to 'terrah' networks."