With thanks to biLly for pointing this out, here is my own personal hell:

Superman
Circle I Limbo

Will & Grace
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Post-BIG Tom Hanks
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Ann Coulter
Circle IV Rolling Weights

George Lucas
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Rednecks
Circle VII Burning Sands

Rupert Murdoch & FOX
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell