Saturday, April 19, 2025

Shagrat Don't Surf

Hang on.

Sauron is Kurtz, sent into Middle-earth, gone native and setting himself up as a god-king.

Gandalf is Willard, sent by the Valar to deal with Sauron-Kurtz.

The Valar are clearly MACV-SOG.

Willard even has a "fellowship" -- Boromir is Chief Phillips, obvs -- although Willard doesn't try to outsource everything like Gandalf does.

This is the sort of thing that keeps me awake at night, if you were wondering.

1 comment:

  1. Marlon Brando playing both Jor-El and Sauron would have to be some sort of all-time combo as far as nerd movie icons go. Who else could come close to matching the gravity of that pair? (MAYBE Charles Xavier and Jean-Luc Picard...?)

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