I'm Kelvin Green. I sometimes draw. I sometimes write. I'm trying to get better at both.
The ascetic life is grossly overrated. You can only stomach internal peace for so long, and then you're jonesing for yer comic books and CDs.
I wish for a Coat of Charisma +6 for christmas. That would be so freakin' awesome, not to mention essential for my well-being.