The Incredible Adventures of Tiverton Cream

We are looking at getting a new kitchen. Some of the names of the kitchen sets are evocative, most are ridiculous. There's a hint of the pulp adventurer or consulting detective to all of them.

To generate a pulp adventurer or consulting detective, roll d16 for the first name, then d16 for the second name, or roll just once and read across both columns, although that's much less fun.

Roll a d16!	One Stupid Name	Another Stupid Name
1	Esker	Ice
2	Chester	Azure
3	Milton	Grey
4	Oban	Forest Green
5	Kendal	Midnight
6	Glencoe	White
7	Heritage	Cream
8	Monochrome	Cashmere
9	Melrose	Dovegrey
10	Forest Luxe	Pewter
11	Scandi	Carbon
12	Sofia	Graphite
13	Camden	Slate
14	Tiverton	Bone
15	Industrial	Sage
16	Elder	Natural Oak