I'm Kelvin Green. I sometimes draw. I sometimes write. I'm trying to get better at both.
With the dual chainsaw hands, I feel like Ash Williams was involved in whatever happened to that poor sucker.
I just keep thinking about the Toilet Question™.
Well, we can't tell if he's wearing pants or not, so the issue may be very easily resolved. Unless you meant wiping after, in which case, go with the old standby "carefully."
Good luck even finding the toilet with that helmet on!"Tony? What in God's name are you doing in the closet?"